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  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
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punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

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merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

The fact that this is grammatically correct kills me

Imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons

imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons imagining dragons.

Fucking English.

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She is the greatest woman who has ever existed. No offense to other women on the planet.

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drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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"how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden."

- 6 a.m. thoughts (via bedsigh)

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lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

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catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

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Ellen Pompeo on her 4 and a half year old daughter, Stella (x)

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