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hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via scruples)

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astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

(via dutchster)

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"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via timid)

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lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

(via tightvaginas)

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holdingontoyoufordearlife:

"No, beef jerky, come on, she’s amazing! Who does that?"


Booth is so happy to be engaged to the love of his life, to be proposed to with beef jerky even, that he’s literally skipping.

FBI Special Agent Seeley Joseph Booth was skipping instead of walking, you guys.

(via sndy-bons)

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hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

(via emilydeschanelismine)

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fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(via emilydeschanelismine)

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kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

(via seabelle)

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smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(via emilydeschanelismine)

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dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via seabelle)

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(via justenoughhipster)

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